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LYRICS - The Zero Zoo

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Let’s all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let’s go see
NONE of every animal!

We’re your friendly Zookeepers
Welcome and hello! (Hello!)
Sadly all our animals
Escaped some time ago (Boohoo)
That is why we call this place
The famous Zero Zoo!
There’s none of every animal
On display for you!

And just in case you’re thinking
That we Zookeepers look funny —
I am not a crocodile ...

And I am not a bunny! Heehee!
I’m no tiger ...
I’m no bear ...

I’m no zebra ...
I’m no deer ...

And I may look like an elephant
But that is quite irrelevant!

CHORUS

If you’re hoping you will spot
A funny little monkey
You will see not four, not three
Not two, not one, but none — see?

Can you spy our lions?
They’re never ones to hide
That’s because they’re missing
And there’s simply none inside!

CHORUS

This is where we used to keep
Our tortoises each day

And this is where snakes were kept
Before they snuck away - hiss!


Come and take a photo of our
Friendly polar bear!
She won’t smile and wave at you
Because I’m not in there!



I mean she! She! She! Not me! I...I...I’ve never met her!

Shhhh!
This is our nocturnal house
For creatures of the night
Our vanished bats and kiwi birds
Are truly out of sight!

Please don't feed the animals
We feed them twice a day!
Thankfully they don’t eat much
Because they’ve gone away!
So ...

CHORUS


Oh
 ...
Let’s all go to The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
The Zero Zoo!
Follow me and let’s go see NONE ...

... but maybe some ...

... OF EVERY ANIMAL!

© Chris Lam Sam 2020

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from Silly Funny Songs For Kids!, released September 26, 2020
Chris Lam Sam - Music & Lyrics / Vocals
Nathan King - Vocals
Courteney Mayall - Vocals
Jackie Clarke - Vocals
Dr. Jeremy Mayall - Mix & Mastering
Andy McGregor - Album Art

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Chris Lam Sam New Zealand

Chris Lam Sam is one of NZ's most recognisable children's entertainers!

He has performed with children's musical supergroup The Funky Monkeys since 2003, and is an internationally published picture book author with London's TATE Museums.

Winner of APRA NZ's Best Children's Music Video 2008 and the Storylines Notable Book Award 2018. ... more

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