LYRICS - Let’s Make A Funny Face Let’s make a funny face Let’s make a funny face Let’s make a funny face Copy me on one two three Then let’s make the funniest face! A one two three FUNNY FACE! Now let’s do something new! Let’s be a dinosaur Let’s be a dinosaur Let’s be a dinosaur Copy me on one two three Then let’s do the biggest dino roar! A one two three and ROAR! Make a funny face! Do a dino roar! Clap three times! Now let’s do something new! Let’s do a silly dance Let’s do a silly dance Let’s do a silly dance Copy me on one two three Then let’s dance the silliest dance! A one two three SILLY DANCE! Now let’s do something new! Let’s jump around a lot Let’s jump around a lot Let’s jump around a lot Copy me on one two three Then let’s do the highest jumps! A one two three and JUMP! Do a silly dance Jump around a lot Clap three times Now we’ve had lots of fun! © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - Voices Low Voice: Hello, I am a Low Voice High Voice: And I am a High Voice L: Together we would like to sing you a song H: Yeah! Let’s do it, Low Voice L: My voice is low H: My voice is high L: My voice is low H: My voice is high L&H: Together we sound like this And we know why L: It’s because my voice is low H: My voice high L: Very nice, High Voice H: Thank you, Low Voice L: I’ve got an idea H: Mm? L: Why don’t we change our voices to meet in the middle? H: Oh! OK you first! L: Alright, well, let’s ... let’s see ... oh! In the middle H: OK, yeah! Yeah yeah L: My voice isn’t low H: My voice isn’t high L: My voice isn’t low H: My voice isn’t high L&H: Together we sound like this And we know why L: It’s because my voice isn’t low H: And mine isn’t high Famous High Voice: Hello! H: Oh, hello who are you? F: I am the most famous high voice in the world H: Oh, would you like to sing a song with us? F: Yes, I think that would be acceptable H: Ok well, I’ll stay in the middle, and Low, you go back down low L: OK H: Here we go! L: My voice is low H: My voice is in the middle F: My voice is high L: My voice is low H: My voice is in the middle F: My voice is high ALL: Together we sound like this And we know why L: My voice is low H: My voice is in the middle F: My voice is high ALL: High! L: Wow H: What a voice! F: No time for selfies. Oh ... maybe just one! © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - The Octopus Song One day as I was walking Briskly by the sea I saw a baby octopus Looking up at me I smiled and said "Good day, my friend! What brings you up this way?" That’s when that baby octopus Sat up so it could say ... 
 Thibp! Is the sound it made just then Thibp! Thibp! Is the sound it made again Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Is what that baby said Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! And now that’s in my head When the octopus had finished I did a little bow saying, “Thank you for the lovely talk, I must be going now.” That’s when the baby’s mummy Swam out of the sea She hugged her little baby Then she turned and said to me ... Thibp! Is the sound it made just then Thibp! Thibp! Is the sound it made again Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Is what that mummy said Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! And now that’s in my head When both those friendly octopi Said all they’d had to say I waved goodbye and started Back along my merry way But just as I was leaving And this I must discuss I turned around because they’d found The daddy octopus! Thibp! Is the sound it made just then Thibp! Thibp! Is the sound it made again Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Is what that daddy said Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! And now that’s in my head So I said ... Thibp! That’s the sound I made just then Thibp! Thibp! That’s the sound I made again Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Is what I’d gone and said Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! Thibp! And now that’s in your head! Thibp! © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - Song About Nothing This This is a song This is a song about ... ... nothing This Is still a song Is still a song about ... ... nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing This song is about nothing Nothing! Nothing is this song Song! About this song is nothing Nothing! Nothing is a song about this song This song! This This was a song This was a song about ... What was it? Oh - ... nothing But I just realised Yeah I just realised Realised! I just realised Realised! ... nothing Oh, nothing Oh, nothing Nothing Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing ... © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - We Hoppin’ FLEA Hey! Hey you! Yeah you. Listen up. I’m gonna tell you about the greatest creatures in the world. Yeah. We call ourselves The Hoppers ‘cause we love to hop! Oh I’m a flea I like to hop I like to hop to the sky I’m a flea I’m so fly I’m a flea OK go frog! FROG Oh I’m a frog >FLEA: Yeah he’s a frog I like to hop >FLEA: Yeah he likes to hop I like to hop from a log To another log and that’s 'cos 
I’m a frog FLEA: That’s right. Let’s sing it! CHORUS Yeah we hoppin’ In ev'ry day Yeah we hoppin’ In ev’ry way We hoppin’, we hoppin’ Even when we’re shoppin’ We hoppin’, we hoppin’ RABBIT Oh I’m a rabbit >FLEA: He’s a rabbit! I like to hop >FLEA: Oh, oh he likes to hop! I like to hop it’s my habit There’s a carrot going to nab it I’m a rabbit FLEA: That’s right! KANGAROO Oh I’m a kangaroo >FLEA: Yeah, yeah, yeah she’s one of those! I like to hop >FLEA: Oh she does the biggest hops! I like to hop over you And over you and you two, too ‘Cos I’m a Kangaroo FLEA: Alright, let’s hop to it CHORUS FLEA: Hey, where’s the grasshopper? SNAIL: Oh, I’m his replacement today! FLEA: His what?! SNAIL Oh I’m a snail >FLEA: Uh - security? I like to slime >FLEA: What? No, this song’s about hopping I like to slime all the time It’s sublime when I slime Yeah I’m a snail! FLEA: No, you got the wrong song, man!
 FROG: Yeah this is supposed to be the song about hopping SNAIL: Oh OK, I’ll try again, hm? Hm? SNAIL Oh I’m a snail >FLEA: Oh brother I like to ... mop! >FLEA: Mop?! No it’s the hopping song not the ... I like to mop with my mops When I do a ploppy plop I’m a snail! FLEA: No! No! No ploppy plops in this song! CHORUS Yeah we hoppin’ >SNAIL: Plops! >FLEA: No! In ev'ry day Yeah we hoppin’ >SNAIL: Plops! >FLEA: Will you stop that? In ev’ry way We hoppin’ >SNAIL: Plops! We hoppin’ >SNAIL: Plops! Even when we’re shoppin’ We hoppin’ >SNAIL: Plops! We hoppin’ >SNAIL: Plops! FLEA: Will somebody get this guy outta here? KANGAROO: Ew I think I just hopped in something! SNAIL: I’ve got a mop! © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - Yummy Colours Yummy colours are so tasty Here are some I like to eat Orange, peach, and blueberry Red cabbage and silverbeet Yummy colours are so tasty If I could I’d eat the lot Pink grapefruit, plum, and cherry Lime and lemon and apricot Let’s eat! CHORUS Om num num num num num num num! Om num num num num num num num! Om num num num num num num! Yummy colours in my tum! Yummy colours are so tasty Here are some I like to munch Nectarine, tangerine, and raspberry Red and green grapes by the bunch
 Red pepper, green pepper, orange pepper, yellow pepper Red tomato, green tomato, orange tomato, yellow tomato Red apple, green apple, golden apple, black apple — Black apple? Google that one if it puts you in a flapple Let’s eat! CHORUS Yummy colours are so tasty I have even more for you Blackberry, ginger, and white currant Yellow banana, green banana, red banana, too Yummy colours are so tasty But there’s one I’ll never eat! I am sure that you’ll agree this Yummy colour’s not so sweet It’s a SMELLY ... STINKY ... YUCKY ... ICKY ... SQUISHY ... SQUASHY ... Mouldy blue orange! Let’s eat! CHORUS x2 Om num num num num num num num! Om num num num num num num num! Om num num num num num num! Yummy colours ... Yummy colours in my tum © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - The Zero Zoo CHORUS Let’s all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let’s go see NONE of every animal! We’re your friendly Zookeepers Welcome and hello! (Hello!) Sadly all our animals Escaped some time ago (Boohoo) That is why we call this place The famous Zero Zoo! There’s none of every animal On display for you! And just in case you’re thinking That we Zookeepers look funny — I am not a crocodile ...
 And I am not a bunny! Heehee! I’m no tiger ... I’m no bear ...
 I’m no zebra ... I’m no deer ...
 And I may look like an elephant But that is quite irrelevant! CHORUS If you’re hoping you will spot A funny little monkey You will see not four, not three Not two, not one, but none — see? Can you spy our lions? They’re never ones to hide That’s because they’re missing And there’s simply none inside! CHORUS This is where we used to keep Our tortoises each day
 And this is where snakes were kept Before they snuck away - hiss! 
 Come and take a photo of our Friendly polar bear! She won’t smile and wave at you Because I’m not in there!
 
 I mean she! She! She! Not me! I...I...I’ve never met her! Shhhh! This is our nocturnal house For creatures of the night Our vanished bats and kiwi birds Are truly out of sight! Please don't feed the animals We feed them twice a day! Thankfully they don’t eat much Because they’ve gone away! So ... CHORUS 
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 ... Let’s all go to The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! The Zero Zoo! Follow me and let’s go see NONE ... ... but maybe some ... ... OF EVERY ANIMAL! © Chris Lam Sam 2020

LYRICS - Questions This is song for children everywhere It’s full of questions with answers They may like to hear, like - Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is coffee a soup? And how is a bunch of grapes not called a group? Questions with answers to find This is song for children everywhere It’s full of questions with answers They may like to hear, like - How long’s a moment? Can butterflies see stars? And how long would driving to space take in cars? Is fog just a cloud that has fallen asleep? And what is the favourite music of sheep? Questions with answers to find Can fish live trees? Does honey make bees? Do chickens have knees? Do chickens have knees? Do chickens have knees? Well, do they? This is song for children everywhere It’s full of questions with answers They may like to hear, like - Are turtles magnetic? Do rocks all have names? Do camouflaged creatures play hide and seek games? Are toasters just roasters? Can bats chat to dogs? And what is the top running speed of hedgehogs? How old are raindrops? Do jellyfish feel brave? Is sea water greeting us with every wave? Questions with answers to find This is song for children everywhere It’s full of questions with answers They may like to hear, like - Who’s the Prime Minister of the moon? And how come the dinosaurs left us so soon? Finally just before I say goodbye The ultimate question is ... ... why? Why, why, why, why ... Just because © Chris Lam Sam 2020