LYRICS - We Hoppin’

FLEA
Hey! Hey you!
Yeah you. Listen up.
I’m gonna tell you about the greatest creatures in the world.
Yeah. We call ourselves The Hoppers ‘cause we love to hop!

Oh I’m a flea
I like to hop
I like to hop to the sky
I’m a flea I’m so fly
I’m a flea
OK go frog!

FROG
Oh I’m a frog
>FLEA: Yeah he’s a frog
I like to hop
>FLEA: Yeah he likes to hop
I like to hop from a log
To another log and that’s 'cos 
I’m a frog

FLEA: That’s right. Let’s sing it!

CHORUS
Yeah we hoppin’
In ev'ry day
Yeah we hoppin’
In ev’ry way
We hoppin’, we hoppin’
Even when we’re shoppin’
We hoppin’, we hoppin’

RABBIT
Oh I’m a rabbit
>FLEA: He’s a rabbit!
I like to hop
>FLEA: Oh, oh he likes to hop!
I like to hop it’s my habit
There’s a carrot going to nab it
I’m a rabbit

FLEA: That’s right!

KANGAROO
Oh I’m a kangaroo
>FLEA: Yeah, yeah, yeah she’s one of those!
I like to hop
>FLEA: Oh she does the biggest hops!
I like to hop over you
And over you and you two, too
‘Cos I’m a Kangaroo

FLEA: Alright, let’s hop to it

CHORUS

FLEA: Hey, where’s the grasshopper?
SNAIL: Oh, I’m his replacement today!
FLEA: His what?!

SNAIL
Oh I’m a snail
>FLEA: Uh - security?
I like to slime
>FLEA: What? No, this song’s about hopping
I like to slime all the time
It’s sublime when I slime
Yeah I’m a snail!

FLEA: No, you got the wrong song, man!

FROG: Yeah this is supposed to be the song about hopping
SNAIL: Oh OK, I’ll try again, hm? Hm?

SNAIL
Oh I’m a snail
>FLEA: Oh brother
I like to ... mop!
>FLEA: Mop?! No it’s the hopping song not the ...
I like to mop with my mops
When I do a ploppy plop
I’m a snail!

FLEA: No! No! No ploppy plops in this song!

CHORUS
Yeah we hoppin’
>SNAIL: Plops!
>FLEA: No!
In ev'ry day
Yeah we hoppin’
>SNAIL: Plops!
>FLEA: Will you stop that?
In ev’ry way
We hoppin’
>SNAIL: Plops!
We hoppin’
>SNAIL: Plops!
Even when we’re shoppin’
We hoppin’
>SNAIL: Plops!
We hoppin’
>SNAIL: Plops!

FLEA: Will somebody get this guy outta here?
KANGAROO: Ew I think I just hopped in something!
SNAIL: I’ve got a mop!

© Chris Lam Sam 2020